

We were hoping for a bright citrus zing, but left with a bitter, powdery confusion. Owing to the protein powder, I guess, Lemon Cake was texturally unappealing for me and my taste testers. The texture of this flavor literally felt like cake. We all had high hopes for this American classic, but the protein powder texture left everyone feeling less than fresh. Looking for that “just brushed feeling?” Well then Mint Chip is your flavor! This “fuzzy” ice cream resembles the feeling of when the dentist grinds toothpaste into your teeth that tastes minty, but also a little too sweet.
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I’d love to see some marshmallow swirl or graham cracker crumble in this, but for now I’ll skip it. Some described this flavor as “fake,” and “ugh, no.” Seems fitting. If it had been called waffles and syrup, then we’ve got a winner! This flavor is lacking the marshmallow, the graham, AND the chocolate. What in God’s name is this?! The name is VERY deceiving in this flavor. Don’t get me wrong, every single pint was finished, but there were a few that were left in the way back of the freezer until my desperation got the best of me. Sounds tempting, right? Well we tried every flavor and while some certainly live up to the hype, others should probably not be on the top of your list. We know it sounds too good to be true, so don’t just take our word for it – dig in and see for yourself just how good healthy ice cream can be!” While Halo Top is low-calorie, high-protein, and low-sugar, we use only the best, all-natural ingredients to craft our ice cream so that it tastes just like regular ice cream. The brand boasts, “Healthy ice cream, that actually tastes like ice cream. You can literally eat an entire pint for less than 250 calories! That is CRAZY TALK, people!

If you’re unfamiliar, Halo Top is a low calorie, high protein, low sugar ice cream that is taking the nation by storm. Let’s play a game, shall we? It’s called e at all the flavors of Halo Top and rank them.* If you want, you can play along by downloading my homemade score sheet here.
